There is literally only one correct answer to this meme: eagles and hunter.

At the very least, the concept of sports rioting makes a lot more sense to me now. I feel extremely strongly that this is the objectively correct answer and would be willing to fight anyone to the death who believes otherwise. It might take a long time, but they'd definitely be able to pick off the rats one by one. With the human quickly disposed of, my indestructible dinosaur team would absolutely wipe the floor with their remaining foes. Best he could do would be pick off one or two. That said, 50 eagles is an insane number, and there's no rifle on the planet that has that many rounds in it, nor is there any marksman alive who could pick off dozens of apex predator birds before they descended upon him. Anyway, that wouldn't even be an option here, because I'm picking the birds, who's only possible threat would be the guy with the gun. Some of my co-workers seem to think the trick would be getting the birds to go for their eyes, but like, they could just shut them? That's not a very vulnerable weak spot, IMO. Honestly, there's nothing in this grid that can take down a gator besides the guy with the gun.

I also don't see any way that they would be able to take down a gator. That said, I'm not going to pick the rats, because under my logic they wouldn't be able to do shit like play defense. I'm operating under the assumption that you don't have mind control over your allies, and both they and your enemies in this scenario would be like Terminators or the zombies from 28 Days Later in the sense that they'd be all kill, all the time.

Relax feet up meme